she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
I think he's hit rock bottom. You know it's a low point in life when you cry because you weren't invited to sit in a box car and watch porn with two other straight dudes.
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
I should probably drink beer instead of rum today so I don't end up naked in my living room while I still have guest.
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
Tomorrow I'm going to tape my thumbs to my palms and my biceps to my abdomen to learn what it's like to be a t-rex for a day. Anyone else in?
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