Jennifer and I just ate like 4 jello shots w/ a guy dressed as inspector gadget. We are still in the capital building btw
I love Texas.
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
i wish i could, but i promised myself i wouldn't sleep with anyone who couldn't grow a beard for a while. it's not you, it's crosby.
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
all I've ever wanted was a guy with twelve cats who will tie me up in bed
We're now referring to our nightly Skype time as "strokes of genius." Long distance sucks.
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
I'm literally beginning to think that my sex dreams are prophesies
CODE RED CODE RED MY VIBRATOR IS BROKEN THIS IS NOT A DRILL
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
I want to ride that like one of the Horsemen of the Apocalypse- with bourbon in hand and without mercy.
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