is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
ew. I made a sandwich, and the cheese reminded me of her vagina
Hey! Thanks for asking, but it didnt go well. He threw up in the car on the way to dinner. Blind dates arent for everyone.
I wasn't sure if "you're even prettier in the dark" was a compliment. Hmm.
I miss vodka workout Fridays
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
Why do they give me cups on $8 pitcher night? I HAVE A PITCHER.
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
This dude has batman tighty whities on over his cargo pants and he has the nerve to yell "fuck you bitch" up at my window.
I opened the door, threw up on the street, wiped my mouth and flashed a thumbs up to all of the cars behind us and kept on driving
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
I think i got beer on your cat.
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