Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
I don't wanna do a drive in or see a movie tonight. I wanna play some Golden Tee and butt fuck a girl in the bathroom of some bar and proceed with Golden Tee
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
i wanna have a kid now so by the time he's 20 ill only be 42 and assuming im already divorced we can pick up girls together
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
I am currently exfoliating my skin with the toilet. We've never been so close.
Apparently she saw two women get in a slapping match over a comforter at target yesterday. She said it was awesome. Clearly I take after her.
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
I'm hungover and eating lunch at an elementary school. The children are barking. Litrealy barking, like dogs.
I'm drinking on a Thursday because I can
Today is Wednesday you jobless drunk
I'm sittin in my Hawaiian shorts watching the office eating cold asparagus. wow do I suck when you're not here.
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