Well I'm going to a gay club in my banana suit. You should come. My bro is going as a pirate. I don't know if there's a theme.
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
The spark has left our relationship. i used to make slightly inflammatory jokes at you. you would retaliate in jest. look at this. look at what is happening here.
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
I'm home now if you wanna come over.
Sloane just tried to lick my eyeball. I'm going to regain my composure then I'll be there.
We just banged and he's microwaving shrimp noodles and I'm eating tostitos alone in the dark this is why our relationship works
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
Oh my god the guy at DQ just gave me the number 69 and winked at me
I couldn't have possibly been that bad
You had her flip the penny over to the lucky side before you picked it up and ate it...
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