I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
She offered to make me a fruit roll up salad for breakfast...I'm not sure if that's the coolest or weirdest thing ever...
so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
Apparently drinking in your car before going into a sales meeting is frowned upon. We are car sales men not doctors.
So I'm pretty sure I told every one at the party that "I'm going to fuck my pillow pets tonight?"
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
It wasn't until I lost my earring that I realized "I've been here before". Turns out we fucked a year ago. We've decided to make it a tradition.
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
In other news I was masturbating last night and came really fucking hard to the thought of yelling at a customer....
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