the ugly redhead just came into the bar, wearing a sombrero...by herself... who is going to tell her that its not cool to throw themed parties when you're the only guest?
Quick, to the slutcave!
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
The lady at target couldn't scan my grocery item and just looked at me and said "just take it. I hate this fucking place". Best munchie adventure yet.
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
We got a standing ovation as security was escorting us out of the ballpark, it was a proud moment
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
Thanks for fucking the skin off my dick
It was a joint effort between my vagina my feet and your hand you can't just blame that all on me
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