I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
...i apologize for hitting you up so much tonight im just kinda in a little pickle. im going to sleep in my car near u so pretty plz lmk if you head home...
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
If I come over right now will you promise to distract your grandpa in the morning so I don't have to do the walk if shame with 1940's style judgement?
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
Almost just got kicked out of a bar because the locals spilled beer everywhere when we taught them to shotgun.
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
He sent me a meme at 3am. Usually guys just send me booty calls that late. I think I'm in love
She walked into the kitchen, said 'we've come to this time of the party,' reached into the bowl of cold spaghetti and shoved a handful in her mouth.
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
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