I am drinking ovaltine with peppermint schnapps. My childhood could have been so much better.
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
you wouldn't believe how quickly birth control dissolves in vodka
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
I vaguely remember taking a yard light, holding it up like the statue of liberty, and all of us at the party chanting the national anthem. What a glorious night
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
Welp, no use in crying over spilt milk. I can't unbang her.
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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