If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
it doesn't mae me god, the fact that I am god makes getting dressed futile and tedious... btw i am still drunk
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
Passive mediator is your role in this relationship. My role is dick punching arsonist
You stood outside his house all night throwing your sister's leftover Easter eggs and singing 'now you're just somebody that I used to blow'
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
Then he texted me that I was the "good kind" of fat.
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
like, you weren't just lying there, you were wrapped in what appeared to be the skin of a wolf, chanting doomsday prophecies
THE END IS NEIGH
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
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