you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
Note to self: do not take so many shots that you sit on the floor under the bar where nobody can see you, and reach out and grab peoples crotch.
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
One three hour marathon fuck session and now she's divorcing her husband. Should I get business cards made?
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
I’m turning 34 on Friday and I feel like the only thing I’ve accomplished in life so far is getting into pissing matches with clients
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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