Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
I shaved my pubes to make my cock look like it has a lions mane. to surprise the girl that works at the zoo when she comes over.
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
I fuked that chick last night and she kept saying, "oh...oh....oh", like Bill Lumberg
so what did you do?
I did the mash I did the monster mash It was a graveyard smash!
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
i just saw that homeless guy who dresses like the cat in the hat at the liquor store. i guess he got enough change to have a good weekend. oh the places he'll go
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
He's a waiter, looks 15, and told me he loved me after only talking to me for 30 minutes. I told him I wanted a margarita. We got 3 free pitchers. I may have to make this our regular Wednesday night hangout.
One thing noone tells you about getting put in the drunk tank is do it barefoot. You get free flipflops.
This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
Tell me again your tentative move date. There are 5 Russians in my apartment on ecstasy and they are having a rave in my living room. I can't. I need to move stat
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
Pretty sure I just noped a member of the Canadian women's hockey team on Tinder.
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
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