I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
i dedicated my morning wood to you.
Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
Minus the pink eye. Do I look fuckable tonight?
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
I woke up at 2 AM to find them in my living room with a radio flyer wagon full of milk glass plates and a Holstein cow. How am I going to explain this to my landlord!?!
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
She drunkenly texted me about Japanese mythology at four AM. I think I’m in love.
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
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