Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
last night i found out that my 11 year old cousin used me as an example of what not to do in her D.A.R.E. speech. awesome.
He just made me apologize because his morning wood is NOT a laughing matter.
I'm taking it from the chunk of pizza I just pulled out my hair that we ate pizza last night?
Wow. I feel like a bad friend. My fuckbuddy wished you a happy birthday before I did. The reality of that just hit me.
Wait, you seriously DON'T keep vodka in your backpack??!??!?
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
I'm drinking on a Thursday because I can
Today is Wednesday you jobless drunk
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
I’m the skeleton in his closet, but I only come out on Tuesday and Thursday afternoon and when his wife is out of town
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