Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
I decided that I do the same thing when i'm drunk with every guy who has a girlfriend...lecture them on how bad cheating is, then hook up with them. I'm like good cop, bad cop.
I have never smelled more like a drunk mariachi band than I do right now.
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
She told me a motorboat isn't successful unless they come out gasping for air. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!!
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
No? The only contact I've had with him for months was when I drunk texted him from Costa Rica to say that all jazz sounds the same
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
Drunk sex on a hardwood floor is never ever a good idea. Lesson learned.
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