I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
you convinced me to pee myself because I was wearing dark jeans.
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
I told him the truth. Truth leads to vodka. Vodka leads to tequila. Tequila leads to prison.
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
I'm crossing my legs while pooping. Taking a shit has never looked so proper.
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
Dude. I'm busy doing PR for America. FOR AMERICA. Europeans think we can't handle liquor.
I've been laying here all day wondering why my back hurt so bad and then I remembered last night.... When you pushed me through that glass table.
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
I'm really stoned in my underwear. I probably won't make it to the bar.
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
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