Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
new hobby: convincing random sorority girls around campus that we hooked up last weekend. i'm 2 for 5.
I love how I just got my coachella ticket and ecstasy in a package deal.
his mom called while we were having sex and asked if we could finish in his brothers room because her ceiling fan was about to fall on her bed
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
I appreciate that you take the time to fix your typos even while masturbating
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
Is it sad that I just pissed sitting down so I didn't have to stop eating doritos?
if my 20s were a chapter in my autobiography, it would be called "the room is spinning and my hands smell like dick"
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