There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
I wish there was a facebook app that filtered my notifications to show only the ones having to do with people who'll fuck me.
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
I can always tell I missed tequila night based on the hickeys on your neck man. Fucking call me.
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
I got a letter from the home owners association saying its against policy to have sex on the trampoline.
I just remember her dragging me inside in a panic saying we needed mentos and popcorn I have no fucking clue how we ended up asleep in her closet.
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
I had to switch coats with someone at work because you can see the giant sex choke bruise on my neck. Being kinky is hard.
There's a potato with a bite taken out of it in the kitchen
After an orgasm, I always feel the urge to sing A Whole New World from the move Aladdin and I'm not quite sure why.
This couple is walking their pig around campus
She was drunk at Red Robin. She asked for more fries and then shoved them in her purse while saying "Come on bitches, you're coming with me" to them.
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
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