Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
I just woke up my dad to tell him that i made out with the drummer. He wasnt as excited as I was.
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
Yikes. I usually have a 24-hour waiting period between sex partners. You know, like for a handgun.
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
I think it's time for a new pick up line. So far my " hey you want to go back to my place, order a pizza and fuck?" Has set me at an all time low downtown 0/4
She got tired so now we're making anyone who has a stupid idea go into her bedroom so she can sleepslur "good idea" or "baaaad idea." We're calling her the queen of the misguided.
I told him that I wanted his dick like I wanted a jumbo hot dog. There something wrong with my priorities
you just rode your bike home from a one night stand in a stolen skirt with no underwear and you're telling ME to reevaluate life choices?!
I'm happy I peed in your laundry basket last night
You got stoned and bought $300 worth of pudding. Again! Why do YOU think she left you?
so I'm walking to my last final while opening my giant red bull and i look over to my right and the guy beside me had one too and was looking back at me. without missing a beat he pulls out a bottle of jager, pours half in mine, half in his and goes "cheers"....i'm not even mad i probably failed my final
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