I'm wearing a childsize birthday hat and a bib. I am the def of sex appeal rite now
I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
I hit her tiny dog with a horseshoe an hour ago. Her and her mom cried as it laid on the ground shaking. Im drunk.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
I miss vodka workout Fridays
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
the ceiling is raining jello shotss
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
You woke me up at 2 am to tell me I could pee in a golf club if I wanted to.
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
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