Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
We woke up, fucked, and shared a piece of my sister's first communion cake for breakfast.
And you thought you were going to hell last weekend.
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
If you get me so fucked up I can't use the microwave , I'm going to be so mad at you
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
I just want a teacup pet pig so I can take him to parties with me and never have to walk home alone again.
If you take a post shower shit just get back in bed. You're better off starting your whole morning all over again.
Why would you waste your Ritalin on your children?
See that doesn't work because we've had sex so its awkward for you to call me mom
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