i bet even starving children in Africa take the crust off their poptarts
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
you told grandpa to call you daddy
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
This weekend is gunna be a fucking shitshow. I don't even wanna know how many dicks will end up inside of me
in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
He seemed like a really nice guy. He tried to dry my shirt because someone spilled their drink on me. I think that's how I ended up topless on his dryer.
I don't have to hold her hair back as she blows me but I do have to hold the ball on the Santa hat
I decided I was tough enough to wax my bikini area myself. Long story short, I'll be drunk when you get home
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
just bought myself a "your about to get violated in every way so you deserve this chipotle" steak bowl.
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
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