New realization: eye makeup remover takes sharpie off boobs
Hey bro u need to come home now, me and andy just had a 15 minute conversation about fig newtons. f this bong
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
I am solely responsible for the birth of their child. I mean, I did push them into the room and hold the door shut yelling "punch that kitty!". It has to be a sign.
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
We play beat the clock every morning. When the alarm goes off, she hits snooze and drops her panties. If I can't finish in time to beat the snooze, she jumps in the shower and I've gotta jerk off.
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
I would like to make it known to all of you that my penis is official retired, but it thanks you for the countless years of service you provided
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
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