he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
the guy in the stall next to me, came in, farted, laughed, and proceeded to give himself some sort of hillbilly pep talk that included the phrase "big pussy".
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
There are topless girls riding the lawn flamingos. I win.
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
People around me are just doing lines of cocaine. Like its no big deal. And I'm just here like.... Y'all want some cheezits?
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
I don't need inspirational quotes. If I'm going to be motivated, it will be by anger and spite.
He flipped me around so that we could have sex and both watch Die Hard... I think I found my sole mate. Merry Christmas to me!!🎄
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
6 hours ago I jacked off a a guy for $100. I explained it away as "compensation" for gas and tolls. WHAT am I doing with my life? Quickest and easiest $100 I ever made though, haha
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