Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
do you remember the combo for the lock to my pants?
On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
I just had a sex dream about orange juice, so there's that.
Drunk me started making nachos apparently but never got to the part with the cheese. There are chips everywhere
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
Randomize
