I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
Just dropped $150 at the liquor store. No power and two feet of snow has taken my alcoholism to another level.
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
I'm in that weird half-dead, half fucked-simultaneously-in-every-orifice-by-a-bus-and-it-wasn't-a-good-time state.
I got drunk and slept with the guy who looks like Jesus.
Typical.
So i walked around campus drunk and alone last night eating pizza and a lunchable from 7-11. Sat by the flag pole and drank an entire liter of water, took off my shoes to prance around in the fountain, then stepped in dog shit on the way home...barefoot.
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
You are telling me my dick tastes like a taco supreme?
I'm saying this "taco supreme" tastes like your dick.
we went outside for a smoke and when we came back in you were ptfo on the floor holding the phone to your ear. Pizza pizza was on the line.
JUST BECAUSE I ANSWER THE DOOR NAKED CARRYING A BOTTLE OF RUM DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN STARE NEIGHBORS.
I get so pissed when there is something that NEEDS to be made fun of and you're not here.
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
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