well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
I just saw someone marching around outside wearing only a loincloth, dragging a fuckton of sheet metal. Spring has Sprung.
I'm laying here in fetal position. I feel like a traffic cone
Was it high me or sober me who put those Jolly Rancher sticks in the freezer? I'd be soooo impressed if it was high me.
Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point.
Mcnellies. I'm drunk enough that you have a window. Capitalize.
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door
He was a foot taller than me and my hands were bigger than his, it's called Pity head
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
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