That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
if you don't open the door right now liz is going to get pregnant
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
Preparing for wine wednesday. How would you feel about improvising and starting a white russian wednesday tomorrow instead? you know, shake things up a bit.
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
my mom just left...time to break out that water bottle of wine that I sewed into my teddy bear
I don't judge her for getting booty calls at 2 in the morning, so she can't judge me for staying in friday nights and putting spray cheese on pringles.
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
It makes me really sad that some people start their saturdays running or biking instead of with 3 shots of tequila, a sausage biscuit, freaks & geeks and 2 orgasms.
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
Last night you referred to my vagina as a gym for your penis
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
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