Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
dibs on John Mayer's hood pass
Too much alcohol and too many lesbians. I can officially say I have regrets now. At least that's something.
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
I woke up in my tom cruise outfit with my house key tied to my thong....
In my defense, there are at least three ways to die doing that, and I'm still here. America, Fuck Yeah!
his penis was like the majestic horn of a unicorn and I came like a million trumpeting rainbows.
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
You're incredible, and I'm drunk
Randomize
