Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
You stuck your head out the window to puke and got hit with a mailbox.
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast
That awkward moment when your boyfriend tries to have sex with his go pro on #hdporn
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
If you get any calls give me a heads up. Im drinking rum in my underwear on the back porch.
After a crazy night, morning sex is just trying to find a position where you can thrust without getting seasick.
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
Woke up snuggling with a large wooden rhino that I stole last night...obviously, we had fun.
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