i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
There's glitter in my speakers, piles of cheezits on the floor, a random Audi in the driveway and a homeless dude napping in a lawn chair in the backyard. Wtf happened last night?
Direct quote from her that tipped me off I was getting some: "I want to jump on his shoulders and wrap my legs around his face"
i fell into a bathtub last night and broke the fall with my forehead. my forehead is bruised
I just Miyagied my roommate through her first set of tit pics. Her fuck buddy owes me.
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
He somehow obtained a megaphone and managed to scare away the out-of-control house party—the house party that HE started, by the way— by pretending to be the police.
Sorry you saw me having sex with your brother on the beach
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
Randomize
