i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
Hurry up and get here. I already announced to the bar that you were on a mission to get laid tonight. I have 3 takers.
He told me I was a pleasure to arrest. That's the 2nd time I've heard that.
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
It's 3 am and I'm buying cat food and batteries for my vibrator. Good thing I shaved my legs for this.
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
Sorry I peed on your ottoman
So my balls are accidently making an appearance on snapchat
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