i just wanna soil my oats bro
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
New boss looks like john cusack in a collar. Hot. Why do i always want to have sex with priests?
My last google search was "mavis beacon techs tping" Thank god google auto corrects bc otherwise i wouldn't know that i drunk-type 13 words a minute.
hey, its the girl who gave you a bloody nose and paid you back with a blow job. have you seen my shoes?
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
We made a bet that we had to talk like Yoda all night at the bars
There is a high pitched squealing noise coming from somewhere in my house. I hope it's a gas leak cause I'm over this week man.
If he refers to me as slump buster one more fucking time.
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
I tried to breakup with him by telling I had a threesome. He one upped me by saying he had a 5-some so I couldn’t do it.
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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