Ducking stuck downtown...all the fuxkig roads are blixkded
cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
Totally just met the chick getting nailed in our lobby last night. Should I bring it up?
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
We haven't even moved into the apartment yet and she has already screwed two of our neighbors. This is going to be the longest 12 month lease of my life.
Just remembered when I bought that round of shots I told the girls to "get their whore friend" who was making out with her bf instead of drinking. I don't know why they stayed.
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
Dying on my bathroom floor at 7 am, I would rather be eaten by a shark right now
Oh by "being festive" I mean make tacos for dinner.
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
well, you know. whores of a feather.
Randomize
