i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
I wish life had little blips of pornography
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
I want you to get off the plane and get directly into my pants
Trust me. My dick only does selfies for you.
I was on tinder the whole time I was waiting for my pregnancy test results at the doctors.
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
Are you coming over for scrambled eggs and hand jobs?
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