just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
scratch that I can tell you where she is shes drunk on a beach somewhere being a penis slayer
Between the uncertainly of my bowels today, and the distance the bar is to my house, remember I am doing this for you and our mutual appreciation of alcoholism.
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
I love being high. The owl outside stopped who-ing and I could swear I just heard someone say, "Okay, that's a wrap!"
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
I mean, if you want to light yourself on fire for maximum accuracy, far be it from me to stop you
Somehow my family started talking about sex toys at breakfast.
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
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