Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I was just told by a cop that my party was the most epic party they ever crashed
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
Update: they told me I was twerking to twenty one pilots
I just destroyed that poor boy. Picked him up and put him wherever I wanted, it was like the Pride version of Elf on a Shelf.
Based on my calculations, I should be blackout by approximately 11:14pm and that's when I need you to take my phone away from me. Mkay?
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
It was all going good until I realized she was wearing underwear with a butt flap. Mission aborted.
Dude, the T Swift concert might not be so bad after all. Can you say milfs living vicariously through their teenage daughters? Score.
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