He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
thank god random hookups don't end with college. happy birthday, america.
People with herpes should wear stickers.
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
Little boy scout stared at me with judgmental looks while I bought 3 bottles of liquor but refused to buy popcorn from him
I kept petting the scarves and telling customers to "feel that shit"
Stop drinking at work.
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
You were cussing me out in sign language, and slurring your signs.
That's some kind of record drunk there...
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
He ran out to tell us that somebody flooded the bathroom, then went back in there fell on his ass and asked why the floor was wet
They gave my sperm a pep talk after they found out we were trying.to have.a baby.
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
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