her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
my mom just called and warned me someone is trying to serve me, i feel like i'm playing an extreme game of hide and go seek these next weeks
My mom can no longer prohibit me from smoking pot..I sell to her boyfriend.
Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
Got free coffee because I told the guy at starbucks the pleats in his khaki pants made his cock look big.
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
Damn it. Can't order pizza. Can't do the hot tub. No one to invite over for loud, kinky sex. What's the point of being here alone?!
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
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