Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
Dude the animal human society told us we could get a dog when we came back sober. I cant wait.
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
Hooked up with a guy solely because he had a chameleon. Priorities.
You showed them your nipple for dollars for the jukebox. You were depressed because only one of your songs played. Oh then you twisted your ankle and blamed it on your mad stripper skills.
No shame in my game.
Yoga may not b such a good idea for me today. My liver is obviously in cahoots with my colon to pay me back for the past 24 days of misuse . Downward dog could have catastrophic consequences.
Got cut off last night cuz this chick had her hands down my shorts and was blatantly playing with my dick while I was trying to order. apparently that's "frowned upon"
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
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