thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
He told me to pretend to be a shark, and he would slay me with his harpoon cock.
I feel like royalty, that girl from last night had a vajazzled vag. Bucket list complete.
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
My black heart of coal cannot compete with your boiling crock pot of teddy bears, rainbows, 90s music, and the good candy you get from rich people on Halloween.
Why is the clock ticking so loud? Now I know how Captain Hook feels.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
I'M OFFICIATING THIS WEDDING. HOLY SHIT.
Now I have the opportunity to have Chris Pratt or Channing Tatum?!? What a time to be alive.
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
It’s official. I’ve hooked up with all three brothers now
You should go after Dad now
I should! He’s definitely middle age fuckable
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