Never write on a napkin "my face, your boobs" with your phone number and give it to a girl. Just a tip of the day from my nightly experiences lol.
We need to hang out more often
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
Highlight of the week: I had sex with a B movie star wearing an eye patch.
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
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