Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
I let some guy put hot sauce in my asshole for his birthday
i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
he offered to walk down from the bar this morning to my house and bring me a guinness...
how romantic. its the irish mans version of flowers
I think I just inadvertently started a sex competition with my roommate and her boyfriend.
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
A black suburban rolled up and a scary suited guy got out the passenger side and opened the door for her as she got in. Then drive off. Who did I just fuck?
so I ate shit in the bar and took a barstool down with me and this guy helped me up and I just started making out with him. I need to stop meeting men like that
His pick-up lines are quotes from Doctor Who. Of course I fucked him.
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
My phone just said I texted someone at 430a and said let's fight. Then I texted them an hour later and said thanks.
OMG MY DAD TOLD ME HE MIGHT DO TINDER
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
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