His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
I'm drinking bacardi out of her mom's eco-green starbucks mug and chasing it with her sister's "for track only" vitamin water. Hello suburbia
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
I would say I'm the man in the relationship but I'm cuddled on the couch eating cake mix and water.
THAT FUCKER WASTED TWO OF MY COLORED CONDOMS! HE DIDN'T EVEN FUCKING FINISH IN IT HE JUST SLAPPED IT ON AND WASTED IT!
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
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