I need help removing her.
dude, despite what happened last night, I'm not gay
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
If they made snuggies with a sleeve for my morning wood, id consider buying one...
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
If we had kids we couldn't come home, get high and watch porn together. And that's like the only reason I get up in the morning
MY FUCKING CAT JUST GAVE BIRTH AND IM FUCKING STONED AND I FUCKING DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO!!!
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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