If i come over, it means nothing
i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
i will never coherently bang her
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
When the cops pulled up I just stood flat against the fence with my hands up while yelling out,"I'm a tree!!"...
You in for a dick vacation?
YES, even though I have no idea what that means
MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! I REPEAT, MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL! I LITERALLY NOW HAVE TO CANCEL ALL OF MY WEEKEND PLANS.
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
Still drunk, heading to class.
It's 3 a.m. Dude
Doesn't mean I'm not at my desk. Ill wait.
Randomize
