her vagine was all disorganized.
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
I just had a dude tell me how he got fired from friendly's for tripping a kid and followed the story with "If i'm gonna do it, I do it big."
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
Dont eat ANYTHING off the floor at Matt's house. He likes floor sex.
guy in front of me at the pharmacy just asked the pharmacist for 2 Plan B's and replied with, "If your wondering, then yes I did have a threesome. It was amazing".
i had a super strange, mommy/daddy issuestastic, mildly freudian, i-might-as-well-become-a-stripper-now-and-stop-fighting-the-inevitable dream last night :(
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
He came on my face and he was genuinely concerned about getting it in my hair. I'm marrying him.
I was giving you head in the kitchen, and when I looked up you were eating a quesadilla.
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