so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
I'm really debating making a second facebook. Same name only with DRUNK at the end. That way I can keep the guys I only talk to when I'm drunk on that facebook and only go on it when im drunk.
Why can't public transit accommodate my lifestyle of drinking til midnight on a Monday?
She was wearing my robin hood hat from Halloween shouting "steal from the rich and give to the poor, mothafuckaaaaas." We are taking her everywhere.
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
I am not being the messenger for your booty call.
I spoon fed you cheerios when you were black out drunk. You owe me one.
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
I hope a pyrotechnic goes off in your asshole and seals it shut for life.
Me too.
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
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