omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
I just woke up in my locked bathroom. It's 5 PM. What happened?
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
He yelled "I'm Bruce Springsteen!" when he came. This is why I don't sleep with guys from Jersey.
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
Why is there an inflatable flamingo in the backseat of my car?
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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