they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
I wanted to dispute a few 411 charges on my phone bill. The service rep told me I called them four times asking for Lady Gaga's number.
Even after projectile vomiting watermelon on the beach, it still sounds appetizing.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
yea i thought the egg drop soup tasted weirdly like cum, and then i suddenly remembered what happened last night.
i'm never eating chinese again.
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
I've slipped into the part of my life where I am not having sex to get Phils tickets from this chick. I need to seriously rethink my life decisions
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
The only thing left on my Bucket List is getting fingered at an aquarium.
This is my life. Enjoy the view
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
This wine tastes amazing. It's like a fermented hug.
He was imitating a sprinkler when he started puking. Hence- vomit sprinkler. Some people just can't handle their tequila
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