Just deleted any ex boyfriends and potential lovers from my phone in preparation for Vegas...
I GOT A VENDING MACHINE FOR OUR LIVING ROOM
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
You definitely in your drunken state were really concerned you would forget to buy milk today
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
I think he's speaking German to me now
Nevermind, he's just drunk and not texting properly
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
New rule. Every time you and I have a disagreement that lasts longer than 10min, while in a bar, we'll have a shot. Figure we'll eventually start agreeing sooner rather than later...
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
chipped my right front tooth on a toilette. i figure if i keep drinking i won't care for at least 2 days
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